A promotion funnel is only meaningful if things actually die in it. These did, with the measurement that killed them.
22 synthetic TradFi markets
— oil, indices, semiconductor names
Zero qualifying setups across 45 configurations. The order books are market-maker quoted; the event we trade never forms, not even on a 12% intraday range.
Funding harvest
$0.43 accrued against $12.50 of execution cost over ten cycles. The strategy is sound. Our capital base is not.
Re-entry on a second touch
of the same trigger
Positive on paper, negative across 600 trades once fees were real. One entry per trigger per day is the strategy, not a safety blanket.
Two new markets,
a full week of tape each
Neither produced a tradeable signal at any threshold. Volume is not liquidity, and liquidity is not structure.
Four analysis engines,
retired the same day
280 graded signals, −40R, no path to capital. Deleted, not demoted.
A signal-quality discovery,
retracted within a day
It held on the pooled data and evaporated once split by engine. Simpson's paradox, caught before it reached the sizing logic.
CVD-divergence engine
2,734 divergence prints replayed from our own recorded tape: 51% directional accuracy, ≈0bps average forward return. The signal does not clear its own fees. No engine.
Session-open range breakout
598 breakouts, three sessions, four coins, 60 days: negative before fees at every horizon. Crypto session opens mean-revert — and the fade doesn't clear fees either.
Funding-flip as a
directional signal
66 qualifying flips; the apparent edge lived entirely in the first half of the sample and vanished in the second. Not robust, not traded.
BTC→alt lead-lag
at the minute scale
The alts don't follow the leader — they fade it, hardest on the biggest moves. Neither direction survives costs.
Three dip-buy sides, retired by their own re-exam
AAVE longs: negative across 90 days and 0 wins in 11 live attempts — two independent measurements agreeing. BTC and ETH longs: flat, which after costs is not flat. With three concurrent seats, a slot that earns nothing is a slot denied to a side that does.
BTC on the breakout engine
The most efficient market in crypto: gross result indistinguishable from zero across a full month of turnover, with the largest fee bill in the book. The entries were fine and the exits were vindicated — there was simply no edge left to pay for them. Live entries stopped.
Liquidation-cascade
snapback
56 forced-flow bursts from our own tape: the median bounce is real, the mean is negative. The cascades that keep cascading eat the ones that snap back. Knife, not edge.
Everything above was built, measured and thrown away. The list is longer than the list of what runs.